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Convention week is in the books, and it’s all over now but the counting.

The people will be counted, the money will be counted, and sometime next month numbers will be released indicating just how well the decade was started.

It’s also time for my own wrap-up and observations.

From my own subjective point of view, the city crowds over the last several days have been decidedly thin.  While there were certainly more people here than on an average weekend, the casinos and especially the streets didn’t seem nearly as packed as usual for this time of year.  It was actually possible to get a cab, and travel times even on Paradise was quite manageable.

The AEE was jammed full of people, but the convention space itself was reduced, so a direct comparison to last year would be nearly impossible.  It’s like comparing eight people in a phone booth with fifteen people in a bus.  The former seems far more overwhelming, but it’s largely a matter of perspective.

If I were to describe the crowd at the AEE this year, it would be exactly that … eight people in a phone booth.  Things were a little tighter than I would have preferred (pun intended), and at times I was tempted to get a lift and crowd surf to the entrance.  It very well may have been possible to do so.

As for the convention itself, it was still enjoyable.

I got to check out “Roxxxy”, the world’s first sex robot … but since I didn’t get to try the bot, the jury is still out regarding how well she, uh, performs.  If she’s anywhere near as good as your mother then she’ll do just fine.

“Wow, Rex that was uncalled for.”

Don’t worry, I wasn’t speaking to you, the comment was directed at the other guy reading this.

One gripe I do have about Roxxxy is that she looks a little too masculine.  Since “she’s” a sure thing, you might want to maker her hotter than a real-life chick who’s out of your league.  The current incarnation of the bot looks like a transvestite.  I’m going to hold out for Roxxxy 2.0.

Sasha Grey seemed to be the overwhelming star of the show this time around.  My guess is that this was due to her Hollywood movie “The Girlfriend Experience”.  I saw the flick, and was a little underwhelmed, but I have a weird taste in movies.  I’m the only person I know that owns “The Warriors” and watches it at 3am when I can’t sleep.  In any event, Grey looks like she may be the new Jenna Jamison or Tera Patrick with regards to marketability.

Speaking of Tera Patrick, I un-ingratiated myself with a couple of her handlers over what I perceived to be lackluster behavior toward both the fans and the press during one of her book signing events.  I won’t go into detail — I’ll just offer my opinion that A-list diva routines turn me off, and I’ll leave it at that.

The second most popular actress at the convention was probably Sunny Leone.  Ms. Leone is actually a favorite of mine because I am a fan of the brunette aesthetic, and I think she is the most attractive actress to hit the scene in quite awhile.  She also made an excellent girl-girl feature called “The Female Gardner” which has become a bit of a cult favorite.  If, like me, you’re not into super-hardcore stuff involving speculums and jars of wee-wee, this may be a decent title to check out.  Leone made this film before she got “enhanced”, and I’m a little bummed that she went under the knife because her original melons were damn near perfect.  Bigger isn’t always better, but what can you do.  The wanking public wants what it wants.

Bit of trivia:  Sunny Leone once worked at a Jiffy Lube franchise.

So many inappropriate comments, so little time.

I digress.

A couple of months ago, I was good enough to allow one enterprising company to make a life-sized cast of my own schlong and give them a license to turn it into a ride for the ladies.  There was a demand for the “Rex Experience”, and the attraction made an appearance at the AEE this year.  As you can see, it’s quite popular.  It’s basically a mechanical bull, shaped like a wiener.

I hung out in the mobile grow room for awhile too.  I’m not sure what it has to do with porn, but it would be kind of cool to have your own trailer with which to grown your own lettuce and carrots.  I even scored a few lighters from the Tow and Grow rep, although I’m not really sure why he had them.  It’s not like you could grow something with hydroponics that you would want to apply a flame to.

A guy that still remains a huge draw (again, pun intended) is Ron Jeremy.  I’ve seen him many times over the years here in town, and even though I’ve never had a conversation with him, he seems like a cool guy.  I like the way he interacts with the public.  He tends to go out of his way to make contact with his fans and he doesn’t treat them like peasants with the plague like … to pick a name completely at random … Tera Patrick.

The Deja Vu Strippermobile was a hit at the Expo this year.  After the national publicity it received a couple of months ago, this comes as no surprise.  Many of the local strip clubs were well-represented this year as they usually are.

Larry Flynt, one of the innovators of hardcore adult entertainment was also on hand, and he commanded a huge amount of attention.  Flynt seemed to enjoy signing autographs flanked by some of his finest women.

One of the funniest scheduled events this time around was the “hump contest”.  Four women were plucked from the audience to ride an air pump cowboy-style until their respective balloons popped.  The winner received a trip to Cancun Mexico.  During this event, I witnessed the greatest comeback in sporting history.  I don’t want to spoil the surprise since it’s in the video, but let’s just say that the magnitude of the rally made the 2004 American League Championship Series look insignificant.

I tend to cover the AEE a little differently than most people.  I don’t generally shout out names, get autographs, seek out specific actresses (with a couple of exceptions), or wait around for staged photo ops anymore.  It’s gotten too crowded and chaotic.  I’m also very impatient and I remain convinced that my time is more valuable than everyone else’s, because it is.  This is why I skip foreplay with your mother (I’m still talking to the other guy).  I like to stick and move and get as many images of scantily-clad women as I can in as short a period of time as possible so I can keep live shots flowing.  I also have a condition known as T&ADD.  Even as I’m staring at one pair of boobs, I’m already thinking about the next pair.  Kind of like Tiger Woods.

All-in-all, the convention was quite entertaining as usual, and I would consider it yet another success.  The tough economic times were obvious (a few of the girls were requesting tips to pose with admirers) — but the fans and the talent seemed to be having a great time all around.

Furthermore, I came back with about 2,000 photographs.  These shots have to last me until this time next year.

Thus ends the Adult Expo of 2010.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

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