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Rex

Tech of The Town

November 23, 2009

The Apple Store at Town Square. Ground zero in the Vegas Valley for metrosexuals and a black hole for testosterone.  Forget the expensive vasectomy, fellas ... ten minutes in this place and you'll never impregnate another woman for the rest of your life.  Hell, you'll never have coitus with one either.  Trust me, I know. One of the reasons I make fun of Apple users is because I am one of them. Some people like to make derisive comments about Walmart shoppers while holding themselves above the same ridicule ... but if you are familiar with Walmart shoppers, it means that you are a Walmart shopper.  Do everyone a favor and cut the elitist bullshit. Personally, I never shop at Walmart, but I am a self-loathing iPerson.  I dislike Apple the company, and I detest almost every Mac user I have encountered, but I simply cannot use Windows.  I've been a UNIX user for ... Read the full blog post...

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