ONLINE GAMBLING AND CASINO GUIDE

Welcome to my little gossip and confessions area of this website. So you’re thinking, “What the hell does she mean by that?!” Well, I am not ALWAYS going to shows and eating at restaurants, behaving myself and reporting about that. There are times when I meet a group of drunk tourists and their antics are just too funny or just too salacious to not write about three thousand words on the scandal.

Pimps are people too, and damned friendly, I might add. He did eventually get a phone call and run out of the place, much to my disappointment.

Sometimes, “glad to meet you!” is a little more friendly than you might imagine in Las Vegas. Are you kidding me? I stepped up for my kiss too! I mean, while he was handing them out for free and all.

Many times people on the internet will schedule to get together in Las Vegas and then party with these strangers like there will never be a good time to be had in Las Vegas ever again. The drinking, the debauchery, the high rolling gambling, and well, usually they are too drunk to remember I’m around. I like to take full advantage of that. I don’t drink and I don’t gamble, but I know how to work a camera and write it all down for your entertainment.

Sometimes a limo is required to drive the party from one casino to another. There was one night the limo was required to drive to the casino directly across the street. Ah, ya gotta love these guys.

Well, it isn’t all sin in Sin City, there are times you can talk people in to doing some fun things to just to amuse me. I don’t think I want to explain what is actually going on here in the photo. Let me just say, I was laughing pretty hard that night.

When I’m done partying with the tourists, there is always time to take in a good show. Or sometimes take in a bad show. I’ll let you know all the gory details and which I liked and which aren’t worth your time. You might not agree with me, but that’s just too damned bad because it’s my blog. If you want to write about shows that suck and say they are good, get your own blog.

My latest kick lately is to actually find a successful, Jewish man over fifty to date. This takes me to many comedy shows. Where else am I going to find him in Vegas? My constant focus of attention for the past two years is Lewis Black. I go to all his shows and usually have to do some major shopping, phone calling, trials and tribulations to get there.

Does he care? No. It seems the answer to that is just plain, “no.” Does he email or call to ask me out? “Fuck No.” I’ve been chasing this guy for so long now, he even recognized me from stage once. At any rate, I usually meet some interesting people along the way when I go to his concerts and I take you with me step by step.

One night I diverted from my normal Lewis Black path and went to this guy’s show. He was one funny kid! And he never hit on me. I love this kid. I get confused when guys half my age hit on me and he never did, so I now love him.

I swore off the young ones. A thirty-year old got royally pissed off about me running around with the twenty-four year old and really, this is all too much for me to keep track of. So I gave up dating anyone under fifty. And now, I don’t date! There isn’t anyone Jewish and over fifty HERE. Yeah, I’ll be at Lewis’s next show. Sittin’ in the front row. Again. Till the end of time.

There’s plenty to see in Las Vegas and I’ll take you with me in a virtual sort of way with videos and photos of the free shows and things to see.

Downtown is a real blast these days. I go as often as I can.

There are some real gut-busters to eat Downtown. If you don’t know what that is, you must follow along the next time I go Downtown.

It is a lot more fun to go Downtown when I’m in a crowd. The bigger the dive, the better the times, I always say. Seriously, I had a great time in that place.

A new casino opens? I’ll be there and take you with me.

If Alice in Chains comes to town then I’ll sneak in my camera and take you there too. There are a lot of very talented people who come to this town and I try to get there as often as I can.

Ahh, the food. There are many delicious places to eat. Sure, the waiters look at me weird for taking photos of my food before I eat it, but screw them. Most of the time they will let me take photos of them too.

These short ribs were the BEST. I found them at a coffee house of all places. Awesome. Just awesome.

I caught this kid posing with an M&M for her mom. It is amazing what you might see just walking down the strip here. The shops on the strip tend to be over the top, to say the least. At the M&M store you can even watch a 3D movie.

Ohhh, there is good shopping here. All the big names have stores here and some little cute places too. So much to buy!

I’m not into Ferraris, but maybe you are, so here is a shot. Yeah, you can buy one right on the strip. I guess that is because you never know, you might get a flat tire on your car driving down the strip and you can just walk over here and buy a Ferrari.

You can even pick up some gifts to take home for your boss!

And that bitch in the office who thinks she is so hot.

So, there ya have it. This is what I do. Join me on my next adventure. If you see me on the strip, be sure to say hello and ask me to take your photo to post here.

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